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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="dilligaf" data-source="post: 466848" data-attributes="member: 11476"><p>AMinneapoliscouple decided to go toFlorida to thaw out</p><p>> > during a</p><p>> > particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same</p><p>> > hotel where they</p><p>> > spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.</p><p>> > </p><p>> > Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate</p><p>> > their travel</p><p>> > schedules. So, the husband leftMinnesotaand flew to</p><p>> > Floridaon Thursday,</p><p>> > with his wife flying down the following day. The husband</p><p>> > checked into the</p><p>> > hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to</p><p>> > se nd an email to</p><p>> > his wife.</p><p>> > </p><p>> > However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email</p><p>> > address, and</p><p>> > without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile,</p><p>> > somewhere in</p><p>> > Houston, a widow had just returned home from her</p><p>> > husband's funeral. He was</p><p>> > a minister who was called home to glory following a heart</p><p>> > attack. The widow</p><p>> > decided to check her email expecting messages from</p><p>> > relatives and friends.</p><p>> > </p><p>> > After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.</p><p>> > The widow's son</p><p>> > rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and</p><p>> > saw the computer</p><p>> > screen which read:</p><p>> > </p><p>> > To: My Loving Wife</p><p>> > Subject: I have Arrived!</p><p>> > Date: February 5, 2008</p><p>> > </p><p>> > I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have</p><p>> > computers here now and</p><p>> > you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I have</p><p>> > just arrived and</p><p>> > have been checked in. I have seen that everything has been</p><p>> > prepared for</p><p>> > your arrival tomorrow.</p><p>> > </p><p>> > Looking forward to seeing you then!</p><p>> > *Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was!</p><p>> > </p><p>> > P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!</p><p>> ></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dilligaf, post: 466848, member: 11476"] AMinneapoliscouple decided to go toFlorida to thaw out > > during a > > particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same > > hotel where they > > spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. > > > > Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate > > their travel > > schedules. So, the husband leftMinnesotaand flew to > > Floridaon Thursday, > > with his wife flying down the following day. The husband > > checked into the > > hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to > > se nd an email to > > his wife. > > > > However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email > > address, and > > without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, > > somewhere in > > Houston, a widow had just returned home from her > > husband's funeral. He was > > a minister who was called home to glory following a heart > > attack. The widow > > decided to check her email expecting messages from > > relatives and friends. > > > > After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. > > The widow's son > > rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and > > saw the computer > > screen which read: > > > > To: My Loving Wife > > Subject: I have Arrived! > > Date: February 5, 2008 > > > > I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have > > computers here now and > > you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I have > > just arrived and > > have been checked in. I have seen that everything has been > > prepared for > > your arrival tomorrow. > > > > Looking forward to seeing you then! > > *Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was! > > > > P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!! > > [/QUOTE]
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