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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Sammie" data-source="post: 480085" data-attributes="member: 8657"><p>New Orleans Crabs...</p><p>></p><p>> A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of</p><p>> frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to</p><p>> take care of the box for him. She took the package and </p><p>> promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.</p><p>></p><p>> He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally</p><p>> responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he</p><p>> was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would</p><p>> happen if she let them thaw out.</p><p>></p><p>> Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.</p><p>></p><p>> Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to</p><p>> announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave</p><p>> me the crabs in New Orleans....please raise your hand?"</p><p>></p><p>> Not a hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.</p><p>></p><p>> Two lessons here:</p><p>> 1. Men never learn.</p><p>></p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sammie, post: 480085, member: 8657"] New Orleans Crabs... > > A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of > frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to > take care of the box for him. She took the package and > promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. > > He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally > responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he > was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would > happen if she let them thaw out. > > Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. > > Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to > announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave > me the crabs in New Orleans....please raise your hand?" > > Not a hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them. > > Two lessons here: > 1. Men never learn. > > [/QUOTE]
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