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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 483511" data-attributes="member: 1246">A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. &nbsp;Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman&#039;s husband also comes home and she hastily shoves her lover into the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.&nbsp;The little boy says, &quot;Dark in here.&quot;The man says, &quot;Yes, it is.&quot;Boy: &quot;I have a baseball.&quot;Man: &quot;That&#039;s nice&quot;Boy: &quot;Want to buy it?&quot;Man: &quot;No, thanks.&quot;Boy: &quot;My dad&#039;s outside.&quot;Man: &quot;OK, how much?&quot;Boy: &quot;$250&quot;&nbsp;A few weeks later it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.&nbsp;Boy: &quot;Dark in here.&quot;Man: &quot;Yes, it is.&quot;Boy: &quot;I have a baseball glove.&quot;The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, &quot;How much?&quot;Boy: &quot;$750&quot;Man: &quot;Sold.&quot;&nbsp;A few days later, the boy&#039;s dad says to him, &quot;Grab your glove, let&#039;s go outside and have a game of catch.&quot;The boy says, &quot;I can&#039;t, I sold my baseball and my glove.&quot;Dad: &quot;How much did you sell them for?&quot;Boy: &quot;$1,000&quot;Dad: &quot;That&#039;s terrible to over charge your friends like that! That is way more than those two things cost. I&#039;m taking you to church, toconfession.&quot;&nbsp;They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.The boy says, &quot;Dark in here.&quot;The priest says, &quot;Don&#039;t start that crap again; you&#039;re in my closet now!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 483511, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial]A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. [/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home and she hastily shoves her lover into the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The little boy says, "Dark in here."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The man says, "Yes, it is."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Boy: "I have a baseball."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Man: "That's nice"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Boy: "Want to buy it?"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Man: "No, thanks."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Boy: "My dad's outside."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Man: "OK, how much?"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Boy: "$250"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]A few weeks later it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Boy: "Dark in here."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Man: "Yes, it is."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Boy: "I have a baseball glove."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Boy: "$750"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Man: "Sold."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]A few days later, the boy's dad says to him, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Dad: "How much did you sell them for?"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Boy: "$1,000"[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]Dad: "That's terrible to over charge your friends like that! That is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]confession."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The boy says, "Dark in here."[/FONT] [FONT=Arial]The priest says, "Don't start that crap again; you're in my closet now!"[/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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