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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 488077" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0000"><strong>The Italian Elbow</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow, pusha button 301. I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"What . .. . . .. .. You comma empty handed?</strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 488077, member: 1246"] [CENTER][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0000][B]The Italian Elbow[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow, pusha button 301. I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]"What . .. . . .. .. You comma empty handed?[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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