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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 512271" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><em><strong>Subject:</strong></em> Fw: quickie lawyer jokes</p><p></p><p>Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?</p><p>To practice.</p><p></p><p>Why does California have the most lawyers in the country, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste sites?</p><p>New Jersey got first choice.</p><p></p><p>Why don't lawyers go to the beach?</p><p>Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.</p><p></p><p>Why won't sharks attack lawyers?</p><p>Professional courtesy.</p><p></p><p>You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?</p><p>Shoot the lawyer. Twice.</p><p></p><p>What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?</p><p>His partners.</p><p></p><p>What does a lawyer use for birth-control?</p><p>His personality.</p><p></p><p>What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon?</p><p>He was disbarred.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?</p><p>Your Honor.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 512271, member: 1246"] [I][B]Subject:[/B][/I] Fw: quickie lawyer jokes Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? To practice. Why does California have the most lawyers in the country, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste sites? New Jersey got first choice. Why don't lawyers go to the beach? Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand. Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? Shoot the lawyer. Twice. What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners. What does a lawyer use for birth-control? His personality. What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor. [/QUOTE]
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