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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 513528" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>Subject: </strong></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Advanced Medicine</strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 12px">An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference , "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!" </span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The German doctor stood up and said, ' Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks" </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!" </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000">Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well" he said "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> out of Chicago , put him in the White House, and have 10 million people looking for work in only 1 week!" </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 513528, member: 1246"] [FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=#000000][B]Subject: [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=3][B]Advanced Medicine[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=4][SIZE=3]An Israeli doctor said to a medical conference , "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!" [/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=4][SIZE=4] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]The German doctor stood up and said, ' Well medicine in my county is so advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks" [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]The Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced, we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!" [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000]Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and addressed the conference, "Well" he said "My country is so far advanced in medicine, we can take an :censored: out of Chicago , put him in the White House, and have 10 million people looking for work in only 1 week!" [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/SIZE] [/SIZE] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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