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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 515867" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12</p><p>inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the</p><p>barman tells him he'll tell him later.</p><p> So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,</p><p> 'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle</p><p>and make a wish.'</p><p> 'OK,' says the guy.</p><p> He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie,</p><p>who says,</p><p> 'You have one wish.'</p><p> The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A</p><p>cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a</p><p>million ducks crowding the bar.</p><p> He tells the barman,</p><p> 'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.'</p><p> The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 515867, member: 1246"] There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he'll tell him later. So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says, 'Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.' 'OK,' says the guy. He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, 'You have one wish.' The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar. He tells the barman, 'Hey, I didn't want a million ducks.' The barman replies, 'You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?' [/QUOTE]
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