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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 519528" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">How the world works lately..</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.</span></span></span></span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">So, if I die while my old wrinkled fanny is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p>  </p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>

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