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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 522274" data-attributes="member: 1246">Translated Car Ads...&nbsp;- Two tone paint work - Original color and rust.&nbsp;- One careful owner - But the other nine were clumsy as anything.&nbsp;- 10,000 trouble-free miles - Crashed in the last 20 feet.&nbsp;- Heated rear window - So you don&#039;t get cold hands when push-starting the thing in winter.&nbsp;- Very clean - Only washed if and when it rains.&nbsp;- Lady owner - The glove box is full of half-used cosmetics.&nbsp;- Clean interior - All the rubbish is under the floor mats.&nbsp;- Immobilizer - The gear shift comes off in your hand.&nbsp;- Anti-theft device - I can let you have a Rottweiler cheap.&nbsp;- Drives beautifully - ... in a straight line; the steering is all over the place.&nbsp;- Low mileage - The odometer is on its third time around.&nbsp;- Full service history - Charlie in the garage round the corner checked it over last week.&nbsp;- Economical - Doesn&#039;t use much fuel, as it can&#039;t go any faster than 30 mph. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 522274, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]Translated Car Ads...[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Two tone paint work - Original color and rust.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- One careful owner - But the other nine were clumsy as anything.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- 10,000 trouble-free miles - Crashed in the last 20 feet.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Heated rear window - So you don't get cold hands when push-starting the thing in winter.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Very clean - Only washed if and when it rains.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Lady owner - The glove box is full of half-used cosmetics.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Clean interior - All the rubbish is under the floor mats.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Immobilizer - The gear shift comes off in your hand.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Anti-theft device - I can let you have a Rottweiler cheap.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Drives beautifully - ... in a straight line; the steering is all over the place.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Low mileage - The odometer is on its third time around.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Full service history - Charlie in the garage round the corner checked it over last week.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]- Economical - Doesn't use much fuel, as it can't go any faster than 30 mph. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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