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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Catatonic" data-source="post: 576247" data-attributes="member: 7966"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>take you safely to Afghanistan ' </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? ' </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?' </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.' </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>with only women up there in the cockpit.' </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit' </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>'It's The Box Office.' </strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Catatonic, post: 576247, member: 7966"] [COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B][B]While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual [/B][/B] [B][B]information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. [/B][/B] [B][B][/B][/B] [B][B]Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew [/B][/B] [B][B]take you safely to Afghanistan ' [/B][/B] [B][B][/B][/B] [B][B]An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, [/B][/B] [B][B]'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? ' [/B][/B] [B][B][/B][/B] [B][B]When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?' [/B][/B] [B][B]'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.' [/B][/B] [B][B][/B][/B] [B][B]'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think [/B][/B] [B][B]with only women up there in the cockpit.' [/B][/B] [B][B][/B][/B] [B][B]'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, [/B][/B] [B][B]'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit' [/B][/B] [B][B][/B][/B] [B][B]'It's The Box Office.' [/B][/B] [/COLOR][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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