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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 584705" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">You Might Be a Taliban if.....<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group2/osama.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":osama:" title="Osama :osama:" data-shortname=":osama:" /></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">beer.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">...You own a $700 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">afford shoes.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">...You have more wives than teeth.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">your clothing.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">...You've felt the urge to 'rub one out' after seeing a woman's exposed</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">ankle.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">setting off roadside bombs.</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">...You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">cave.'</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">...You wipe your arse with your bare left hand, but consider bacon</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">'unclean.' </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 584705, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]You Might Be a Taliban if.....:osama:[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] ...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. ...You own a $700 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. ...You have more wives than teeth. ...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. ...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. ...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. ...You've felt the urge to 'rub one out' after seeing a woman's exposed ankle. ...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. ...You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.' ...You wipe your arse with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.' [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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