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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 591692" data-attributes="member: 1246">IT&#039;S SO HOT...All the corn on the stalks started popping and flying through the air. The cows thought it was snowing. And they froze to death.It&#039;s so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts.The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.The cows are giving evaporated milk.The trees are whistlin&#039; for the dogs.Satan decided to take the day off.Even the sun was looking for some shade.The birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin&#039;.The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.Two trees were fighting over a dog....The workers at the chicken place were jumping in the fry vat just to cool off.I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it. </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 591692, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]IT'S SO HOT...[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]All the corn on the stalks started popping and flying through the air. The cows thought it was snowing. And they froze to death.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]It's so hot, I saw squirrels fanning their nuts.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The potatoes cook underground and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The cows are giving evaporated milk.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The trees are whistlin' for the dogs.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Satan decided to take the day off.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Even the sun was looking for some shade.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The birds had to pick up the worms with potholders.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]Two trees were fighting over a dog....[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]The workers at the chicken place were jumping in the fry vat just to cool off.[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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