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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 613484" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>WHEN TO START CUSSING!</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px">></span></span> </p><p>> A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. </p><p>> The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The </p><p>> 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs </p><p>> for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with arse." </p><p>> The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. </p><p>> </p><p>> When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, </p><p>> he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios. </p><p>> WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs </p><p>> crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. </p><p>> His mom locks him in his room and shouts, </p><p>> "You can stay there until I let you out!" </p><p>> </p><p>> She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, </p><p>> "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" </p><p>> "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat arse it won't be Cheerios!" </p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 613484, member: 1246"] WHEN TO START CUSSING! [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]>[/SIZE][/FONT] > A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. > The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The > 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs > for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with arse." > The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. > > When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, > he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios. > WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs > crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. > His mom locks him in his room and shouts, > "You can stay there until I let you out!" > > She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, > "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" > "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat arse it won't be Cheerios!" > [/QUOTE]
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