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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 613706" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #cc0000">Mother Teresa</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">God greets her at the Pearly Gates. "Are you hungry, Mother Teresa?" says God.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I could eat," Mother Teresa replies.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they share it.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looks down into Hell and sees the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants, pastries and wines. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remains quiet.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The next day God again invites her to join Him for a meal. Again, it is tuna and rye bread.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Once again, Mother Teresa can see the denizens of Hell enjoying caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles and chocolates.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Still she says nothing.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The following day, mealtime arrives and another can of tuna is opened.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She can't contain herself any longer. Meekly, she says: "God, I am grateful to be in heaven with You as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread, and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand."</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">God sighs. "Let's be honest," He says. "For just two people, does it pay to cook?"</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 613706, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#cc0000]Mother Teresa[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [B][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial]Mother Teresa died and went to heaven. God greets her at the Pearly Gates. "Are you hungry, Mother Teresa?" says God. "I could eat," Mother Teresa replies. So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they share it. While eating this humble meal, Mother Teresa looks down into Hell and sees the inhabitants devouring huge steaks, lobsters, pheasants, pastries and wines. Curious, but deeply trusting, she remains quiet. The next day God again invites her to join Him for a meal. Again, it is tuna and rye bread. Once again, Mother Teresa can see the denizens of Hell enjoying caviar, champagne, lamb, truffles and chocolates. Still she says nothing. The following day, mealtime arrives and another can of tuna is opened. She can't contain herself any longer. Meekly, she says: "God, I am grateful to be in heaven with You as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led. But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a piece of rye bread, and in the Other Place they eat like emperors and kings! I just don't understand." God sighs. "Let's be honest," He says. "For just two people, does it pay to cook?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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