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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 614133" data-attributes="member: 1246">THINGS YOU WISH YOU&#039;D HEAR...&nbsp;1. From your auto mechanic:&nbsp;&quot;That part is much less expensive than I thought.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;I&#039;ve never seen anyone maintain his car as well as you do.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;You could get that done more cheaply at the garage down the street.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;It was just a loose wire - No charge.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;2. From a store clerk:&nbsp;&quot;The computerized cash register is down. I&#039;ll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;We&#039;re sorry we sold you defective merchandise. We&#039;ll pick it up at your home and bring you a new one, or give you a complete refund...whichever you prefer.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;3. From a contractor:&nbsp;&quot;Whoever worked on this before sure knew what he was doing.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;I think I came in a little high on that estimate.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;4. From a dentist:&nbsp;&quot;I think you&#039;re flossing too much.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;I won&#039;t ask any questions until I take the drill out of your mouth.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;5. From a restaurant server:&nbsp;&quot;I think it&#039;s presumptuous for a waiter to volunteer his name, but since you ask, it&#039;s Tom.&quot;&nbsp;&quot;I was slow and inattentive. I cannot accept any tip.&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 614133, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]THINGS YOU WISH YOU'D HEAR...[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]1. From your auto mechanic:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"That part is much less expensive than I thought."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"I've never seen anyone maintain his car as well as you do."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"You could get that done more cheaply at the garage down the street."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"It was just a loose wire - No charge."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]2. From a store clerk:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"The computerized cash register is down. I'll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"We're sorry we sold you defective merchandise. We'll pick it up at your home and bring you a new one, or give you a complete refund...whichever you prefer."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]3. From a contractor:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"Whoever worked on this before sure knew what he was doing."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"I think I came in a little high on that estimate."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]4. From a dentist:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"I think you're flossing too much."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"I won't ask any questions until I take the drill out of your mouth."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]5. From a restaurant server:[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"I think it's presumptuous for a waiter to volunteer his name, but since you ask, it's Tom."[/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman]"I was slow and inattentive. I cannot accept any tip." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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