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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 622757" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SENIOR HALLOWEEN...</span></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">10. You get winded from knocking on the door.</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: gray"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">8. You ask for high fiber candy only.</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">7. When someone drops a candy </span>bar in your bag,</span></p><p><span style="color: red">you lose your <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">balance and fall over.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: green">6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," </span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">And you're not wearing a mask.</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon">5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">or..." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">And can't remember the rest.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4. By the end of the night,</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red">you have <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">a bag full of restraining orders.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: purple"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: olive"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2. You're the only Power Ranger in the</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: olive"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">neighborhood with a walker.</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: maroon">And the number one reason Seniors <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">should not go</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Trick Or Treating...</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">*</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">*</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: maroon"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">*</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">1. You keep having to go home to pee.</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 622757, member: 1246"] [COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]SENIOR HALLOWEEN...[/FONT][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial]You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=blue][FONT=Comic Sans MS]10. You get winded from knocking on the door.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=teal][FONT=Comic Sans MS]9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=gray][FONT=Comic Sans MS]8. You ask for high fiber candy only.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]7. When someone drops a candy [/FONT]bar in your bag, you lose your [FONT=Comic Sans MS]balance and fall over.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=green]6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," [/COLOR] [CENTER][COLOR=green][FONT=Comic Sans MS]And you're not wearing a mask.[/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=maroon]5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick [FONT=Comic Sans MS]or..." [/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS]And can't remember the rest.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]4. By the end of the night,[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=red]you have [FONT=Comic Sans MS]a bag full of restraining orders.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=purple][FONT=Comic Sans MS]3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=olive][FONT=Comic Sans MS]2. You're the only Power Ranger in the[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=olive][FONT=Comic Sans MS]neighborhood with a walker.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=maroon]And the number one reason Seniors [FONT=Comic Sans MS]should not go[/FONT][/COLOR] [CENTER][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Trick Or Treating...[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=green][FONT=Comic Sans MS]*[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]*[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=maroon][FONT=Comic Sans MS]*[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=teal][FONT=Comic Sans MS]1. You keep having to go home to pee.[/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.[/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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