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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 623530" data-attributes="member: 1246">Short ones......................&nbsp;An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support.&nbsp;Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. Hesays to the driver, &quot;Got any ID?&quot; Driver says, &quot;Bout what?&quot;&nbsp;A rock store was closed by the police -- they were taking toomuch for granite.&nbsp;What is a computer&#039;s first sign of old age? Loss of memory.&nbsp;&quot;The Insomniac,&quot; by Eliza Wake&nbsp;Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!&nbsp;A letter carrier&#039;s career is a mail-dominated profession.&nbsp;A guy goes into a second hand shop to buy one for his watch.&nbsp;A job at the nursery can lead to a budding career.&nbsp;Didja hear about the Broadway actor who broke through thefloor boards? He was just going through a stage.&nbsp;The Italian government is considering installing a clock inthe Leaning Tower of Pisa. The reason? What good is it ifyou have the inclination, but you don&#039;t have the time?&nbsp;A farmer called his pig Ball Point. Well, it wasn&#039;t it&#039;s realname, just a pen name.&nbsp;When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolitioncompany, he finally brought down the house.&nbsp;If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?&nbsp;Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraidsomeone will clean them?&nbsp;If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still behungry?&nbsp;Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 623530, member: 1246"] Short ones...................... An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support. Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" Driver says, "Bout what?" A rock store was closed by the police -- they were taking too much for granite. What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. "The Insomniac," by Eliza Wake Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll! A letter carrier's career is a mail-dominated profession. A guy goes into a second hand shop to buy one for his watch. A job at the nursery can lead to a budding career. Didja hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floor boards? He was just going through a stage. The Italian government is considering installing a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa. The reason? What good is it if you have the inclination, but you don't have the time? A farmer called his pig Ball Point. Well, it wasn't it's real name, just a pen name. When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolition company, he finally brought down the house. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? [/QUOTE]

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