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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 624125" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">HOW MOSES GOT THE COMMANDMENTS....</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">God went to the Arabs and said,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I have Commandments for you that will make your </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">lives better."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Can you give us an example?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Thou shall not kill."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Not kill? We're not interested."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Commandments."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We're not interested."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Commandments."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Mexicans also wanted an example, and </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Not steal? We're not interested."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Then He went to the French and said,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"I have Commandments."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The French too wanted an example and the </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Commandments."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Commandments?" They said, "How much are </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">they?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"They're free."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"We'll take 10."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">There, that should offend just about everybody.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: white"><span style="color: white"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">__._,</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 624125, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]HOW MOSES GOT THE COMMANDMENTS....[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Can you give us an example?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Thou shall not kill."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Not kill? We're not interested."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Not steal? We're not interested."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"They're free."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"We'll take 10."[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]There, that should offend just about everybody.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=white][COLOR=white][FONT=Arial]__._,[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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