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<blockquote data-quote="cachsux" data-source="post: 625996" data-attributes="member: 5529">A cabbie picks up a Nun.&nbsp; She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won&#039;t stop staring at her.. &nbsp; She asks him why he is staring.&nbsp; He replies: &#039;I have a question to ask, but I don&#039;t want to offend you.&#039; &nbsp; She answers, &#039; My son, you cannot offend me.&nbsp; When you&#039;re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.&nbsp; I&#039;m sure that there&#039;s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.&#039; &nbsp; &#039;Well, I&#039;ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.&#039; &nbsp; She responds, &#039;Well, let&#039;s see what we can do about that:&nbsp; #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.&#039; &nbsp; The cab driver is very excited and says, &#039;Yes, I&#039;m singl e and Catholic!&#039; &nbsp; &#039;OK&#039; the nun says.&nbsp; &#039;Pull into the next alley.&#039; &nbsp; The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. &nbsp; But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. &nbsp; &#039;My dear child,&#039; said the nun, &#039;Why are you crying?&#039; &nbsp; &#039;Forgive me but I&#039;ve sinned.&nbsp; I lied and I must confess; I&#039;m married and I&#039;m Jewish.&#039; &nbsp; The nun says, &#039;That&#039;s OK.&nbsp; My name is Kevin and I&#039;m going to a Halloween party.&#039;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="cachsux, post: 625996, member: 5529"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her..[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS]She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS]She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS]'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS]She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm singl e and Catholic!'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS]'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS]But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS]'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS]'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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