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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 626929" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer ?</p><p>A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years.</p><p>A good lawyer can make it last even longer.</p><p> </p><p>What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker ?</p><p>A hooker will stop screwing you after you are dead.</p><p> </p><p>A junior partner in a firm is sent to a far away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case is won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphs the firm, "Justice prevailed". The senior partner rplies in haste, "Appeal immediately".</p><p> </p><p>Why is it good that drummers have a teaspoon more brains than horses?</p><p>So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.</p><p> </p><p>What do you say to a banjo player in a 3 piece suit?</p><p>Will the defendant please rise.</p><p> </p><p>What's the least used sentence in the English language?</p><p>"Isn't that the banjo players Porsche?"</p><p> </p><p>What does it mean when a banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ?</p><p>The stage is level.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 626929, member: 1246"] What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer ? A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer. What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker ? A hooker will stop screwing you after you are dead. A junior partner in a firm is sent to a far away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case is won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the attorney telegraphs the firm, "Justice prevailed". The senior partner rplies in haste, "Appeal immediately". Why is it good that drummers have a teaspoon more brains than horses? So they don't disgrace themselves in parades. What do you say to a banjo player in a 3 piece suit? Will the defendant please rise. What's the least used sentence in the English language? "Isn't that the banjo players Porsche?" What does it mean when a banjo player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ? The stage is level. [/QUOTE]
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