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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="trplnkl" data-source="post: 627508" data-attributes="member: 13254"><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px">TWO-LINE RHYMES</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="color: #000000"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">THESE WERE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Marrying you screwed up my life.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">I see your face when I am dreaming.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">That's why I always wake up screaming.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">This describes everything you are not.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">But I only slept with you because I was pissed. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">I thought that I could love no other --</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">that is until I met your brother.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, & so are you </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty ... and so is your head.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">I want to feel your sweet embrace</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">But don't take that paper bag off your face. </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Damn, I'm good at telling lies!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">My love, you take my breath away.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">What have you stepped in to smell this way?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">My feelings for you no words can tell, </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Except for maybe "Go to hell."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">What inspired this amorous rhyme?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Two parts vodka, one part lime. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial CE'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="trplnkl, post: 627508, member: 13254"] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial CE][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3]TWO-LINE RHYMES[/SIZE] [/COLOR][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]THESE WERE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, & so are you But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty ... and so is your head. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "Go to hell." What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000080] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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