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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 627980" data-attributes="member: 1246">Blonde Jokes........&nbsp;BLONDE LOGICTwo blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, &quot;Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?&quot;The other blonde turns and says &quot;Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????&quot;&nbsp;THE BLONDE&#039;S DOGSA girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.&nbsp;The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.&nbsp;Her friend said, &quot;Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?&nbsp;&quot;HELLLOOOOOOO...&quot; answered the blonde. &quot;They&#039;re watch dogs!&quot;&nbsp;CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.She says, &quot;What&#039;s the story?&quot;He replies, &quot;Just crap in the carburetor&quot;She asks, &quot;How often do I have to do that?&quot;&nbsp;RIVER WALKThere&#039;s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. &quot;Yoo-hoo!&quot; she shouts, &quot;How can I get to the other side?&quot;The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, &quot;You ARE on the other side.&quot;&nbsp;SPEEDING TICKETA police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replies in a huff, &quot;I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 627980, member: 1246"] Blonde Jokes........ [B]BLONDE LOGIC[/B] Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????" [B]THE BLONDE'S DOGS[/B] A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that? "HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!" [LEFT][B]CAR TROUBLE[/B] A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.[/LEFT] She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" [B]RIVER WALK[/B] There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." [B]SPEEDING TICKET[/B] A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" [/QUOTE]

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