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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 629118" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="color: #632423"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><u>Poor Box</u></span></span> </strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' </span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' </span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He paused for a moment and then started to leave. </span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' </span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 629118, member: 1246"] [B][COLOR=#632423][FONT=Arial][U]Poor Box[/U][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=maroon][COLOR=maroon][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial] For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.' [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]He paused for a moment and then started to leave. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][FONT=Arial]The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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