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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="Dizzee" data-source="post: 634004" data-attributes="member: 12313"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">An Old Farmer's Advice</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">You cannot unsay a cruel word.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Every path has a few puddles.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">The best sermons are lived, not preached.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Don 't judge folks by their relatives.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Don 't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Always drink upstream from the herd.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just shoot you.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dizzee, post: 634004, member: 12313"] [LEFT][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]An Old Farmer's Advice[/FONT][/COLOR][/LEFT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]You cannot unsay a cruel word.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Every path has a few puddles.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The best sermons are lived, not preached.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Don 't judge folks by their relatives.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Don 't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Always drink upstream from the herd.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just shoot you.[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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