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Message: <blockquote data-quote="trplnkl" data-source="post: 646363" data-attributes="member: 13254"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn?t decide between the wood or the iron.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger has a better Driver.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We heard that Tiger?s wife has been interested in taking up golf. However, 2:30am does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting your Woods.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Ping just offered Elin Nordegren an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are marketing them as "clubs you can beat Tiger with."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">EA Sports has announced the recall of Tiger Woods 2010 so a new bonus level can be added called "Tiger VS The Driveway". A collector's edition will be sold with a free Wii steering wheel.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They're both clubbed by Scandinavians.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say "I can out drive Tiger Woods."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Police: Did you hit your husband with the golf club. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Elin: Yes I hit him three or four times.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Police: Well which was it three or four?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Elin: Just put me down for three.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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