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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 648872" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Dog's Letters to God</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear God,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear God,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear God,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear God,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear God,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear God,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear God,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear God,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?</span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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