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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 658406" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">TOP 10 USES FOR HOLIDAY FRUITCAKES......</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7. Use as railroad ties.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">4. Use instead of cement shoes.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">3. Save for next summer's garage sale.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1. Two words--pin cushion. </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 658406, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]TOP 10 USES FOR HOLIDAY FRUITCAKES...... 10. Use slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table. 9. Use instead of sand bags during El Nino. 8. Send to U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them. 7. Use as railroad ties. 6. Use as speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers. 5. Collect ten and use them as bowling pins. 4. Use instead of cement shoes. 3. Save for next summer's garage sale. 2. Use slices in next skeet-shooting competition. 1. Two words--pin cushion. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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