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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 670267" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><u><span style="color: black">A Blonde's Year in Review</span></u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">January</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">February</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">March</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Box said ' 2-4 years!' </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">April</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Trapped on escalator for hours ... </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Power went out!!!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">May</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions....</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">June</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Tried to go water skiing........</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Couldn't find a lake with a slope. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">July</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">August</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Got locked out of my car in rain storm......</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Car swamped because soft-top was open.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">September</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">October</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Hate M & M's.....</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">They are so hard to peel. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">November</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ....</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="color: #c00000">December</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">Couldn't call 911.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 670267, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][B][U][COLOR=black]A Blonde's Year in Review[/COLOR][/U][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]January[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]February[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]March[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Box said ' 2-4 years!' [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]April[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Trapped on escalator for hours ... [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Power went out!!![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]May[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions....[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]June[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Tried to go water skiing........[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Couldn't find a lake with a slope. [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]July[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]August[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Got locked out of my car in rain storm......[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Car swamped because soft-top was open.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]September[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]October[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Hate M & M's.....[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]They are so hard to peel. [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]November[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ....[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][B][COLOR=#c00000]December[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]Couldn't call 911.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!![/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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