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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 673047" data-attributes="member: 1246">Little Bruce and Susan are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One day they decide they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Susan&#039;s father to ask him for her hand.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, &quot;Mr. Smith, me and Susan are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, &quot;Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, &quot;In Susan&#039;s room. It&#039;s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Still thinking this is just adorable; Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, &quot;Okay then how will you live? You&#039;re not old enough to get a job. You&#039;ll need to support Susan.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Again, Bruce instantly replies, &quot;Our allowance, Susan makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That&#039;s about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. &#039;Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, &quot;Well, we&#039;ve been lucky so far.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> is adorable.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 673047, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Little Bruce and Susan are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]One day they decide they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Susan's father to ask him for her hand.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Susan are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Susan's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Still thinking this is just adorable; Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susan."[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Susan makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. 'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#004080][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little :censored: is adorable.[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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