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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 674747" data-attributes="member: 1246">We Use It For SexA man doing market research knocks on a door and is greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.The man says, &quot;I&#039;m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?&quot; The woman replies, &quot;Yes, my husband and I use it all the time.&quot; &quot;And if you don&#039;t mind me asking, what do you use it for?&quot; &quot;We use it for sex.&quot; Taken aback, the researcher says, &quot;Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child&#039;s bicycle chain or to help with a hinge. But, in fact, I know most people do use it for sex. I admire your honesty. Since you&#039;ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?&quot; The woman says, &quot;I don&#039;t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 674747, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B]We Use It For Sex[/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]A man doing market research knocks on a door and is greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]The man says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]The woman replies, "Yes, my husband and I use it all the time." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]"We use it for sex." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]Taken aback, the researcher says, "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a hinge. But, in fact, I know most people do use it for sex. I admire your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][B]The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."[/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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