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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 681389" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">shared offices with several other doctors. </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The waiting room was filled with patients</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">.</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. </span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">He gave her his name</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: #00323f"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">In a very loud voice, the receptionist said</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #00323f"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">,</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"</span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">.</span></span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">,</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'</span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The room erupted in applause</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">!</span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><u><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'">DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.</span></span></u></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 681389, member: 1246"] [B]SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST[/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]shared offices with several other doctors. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]The waiting room was filled with patients[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial].[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]He gave her his name[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS].[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=#00323f][FONT=Comic Sans MS]In a very loud voice, the receptionist said[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#00323f][FONT=Comic Sans MS],[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS].[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS]He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS],[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The room erupted in applause[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]![/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][U][COLOR=red][FONT=Helvetica]DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.[/FONT][/COLOR][/U][/B][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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