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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 683511" data-attributes="member: 1246">Illegal sex&nbsp;&nbsp;&gt;&gt;&gt; An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.&gt;&gt; &quot;Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?&quot; he asks. &quot;$100,&quot; she&gt; replies.&gt;&gt; In broken English, he says, &quot;Do you do immigrant style?&quot; &quot;No&quot; she says.&quot;&gt;&gt; &quot;I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.&quot; &quot;No,&quot; she says, not knowing what&gt; immigrant style is.&gt;&gt; &quot;I pay you $400.&quot; &quot;No,&quot; she says.&gt;&gt; So finally he says, &quot;OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style.&quot; She thinks,&gt; &quot;Well, I&#039;ve been in the game for over 10 years now.&gt;&gt; I&#039;ve had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world.&gt; How bad could immigrant style be?&quot;&gt;&gt; So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they&gt; finish.&gt;&gt; Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, &quot;Hey, I was expecting&gt; something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is&gt; immigrant style?&quot;&gt;&gt; The illegal immigrant replies, &quot;You send bill to Government.&quot;&gt;&gt; AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS, IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE&gt; SCREWING US!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 683511, member: 1246"] Illegal sex > > > An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. > > "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks. "$100," she > replies. > > In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?" "No" she says." > > "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style." "No," she says, not knowing what > immigrant style is. > > "I pay you $400." "No," she says. > > So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style." She thinks, > "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. > > I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world. > How bad could immigrant style be?" > > So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they > finish. > > Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting > something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is > immigrant style?" > > The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government." > > AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS, IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE > SCREWING US! [/QUOTE]

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