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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 692630" data-attributes="member: 1246">You know you&#039;re Italian when . . . .&nbsp;...You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still sweat when your mother yells at you....You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can&#039;t fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag....Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins....You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block....All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother....You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners...You only get one good shave from a disposable razor....If someone in your family grows beyond 5&#039; 9&quot;, it is presumed his Mother had an affair....There were more than 28 people in your bridal party....You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.&nbsp;And you REALLY, REALLY know you&#039;re Italian when . . .. .&nbsp;...Your grandfather had a fig tree....You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00....Christmas Eve . . . only fish....Your mom&#039;s meatballs are the best....You&#039;ve been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you....Clear plastic covers on all the furniture....You know how to pronounce &quot;manicotti&quot; and &quot;mozzarella. &quot;...You fight over whether it&#039;s called &quot;sauce&quot; or &quot;gravy.&quot;...You&#039;ve called someone a &quot;mamaluke.&quot;...And you understand &quot;bada bing&quot;.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 692630, member: 1246"] [FONT=Georgia][B]You know you're Italian when . . . .[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still sweat when your mother yells at you.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9", it is presumed his Mother had an affair.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia][B]And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when . . .. .[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...Your grandfather had a fig tree.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...Christmas Eve . . . only fish.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...Your mom's meatballs are the best.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...Clear plastic covers on all the furniture.[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella. "[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy."[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...You've called someone a "mamaluke."[/FONT] [FONT=Georgia]...And you understand "bada bing".[/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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