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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 693933" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Annoying passenger</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Here's what to do on a</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > you.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > 1. Remove your laptop from the</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > briefcase;</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > 2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > 3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > 4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > 5. Access the Internet;</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > up to heaven:</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > 7. Take a deep breath and open the site:</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > <a href="http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html" target="_blank">http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html</a></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > 8. Observe the facial expression of the</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> > passenger seating next to you.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">> ></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black">.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 693933, member: 1246"] Annoying passenger [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Verdana]Here's what to do on a[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > you.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > 1. Remove your laptop from the[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > briefcase;[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > 2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > 3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > 4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > 5. Access the Internet;[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > up to heaven:[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > 7. Take a deep breath and open the site:[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > [URL]http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html[/URL][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > 8. Observe the facial expression of the[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> > passenger seating next to you.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black]> >[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=black].[/COLOR][/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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