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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 695774" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Born a Baptist</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Each Friday night after work, Bubba </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">forbidden from eating meat on Friday. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The delicious aroma from the grilled </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">venison steaks was causing such a problem for the </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Priest came to visit Bubba, and </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">suggested that he become a Catholic. After several </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">now you are a Catholic." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The Priest was called immediately by the </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">stopped and watched in amazement. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">There stood Bubba, clutching a small </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">catfish. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 695774, member: 1246"] Born a Baptist [FONT=Arial] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/COLOR] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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