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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 698349" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Senior's Bath Tub Test....</p><p> </p><p>During a visit to the seniors' home, I asked the director</p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span> how do you determine whether or not a patient should be</p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span> institutionalized? </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span> offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask<span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span> him or her to empty the bathtub." </p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p> "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the</p><p> bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."</p><p></p><p> "No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the</p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> </span></span></span></span></span>plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 698349, member: 1246"] Senior's Bath Tub Test.... During a visit to the seniors' home, I asked the director [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] how do you determine whether or not a patient should be [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] institutionalized?[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] him or her to empty the bathtub."[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT] "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"[FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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