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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 706132" data-attributes="member: 1246">Actual ads from the Lonely Hearts pages of &#039; Ireland &#039;s Own&#039;Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous séx addict interestedin a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic FootballClub and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at threeo&#039;clock in the morning.&gt; ------------------------------Donegal man, 50, in desperate need of a ríde. Anything considered.&gt; ------------------------------Grossly overweight Louth turf-cutter, 42 years old, Gemini, seeksnimble séx-pot, preferably South American, for tango sessions,candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming pássion. Must haveown car and be willing to travel.&gt; -------------------------------Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibifor the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.&gt; --------------------------Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach,poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes,seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bouncealong like little tumbling clouds on life&#039;s beautiful crazyjourney. Strong stomach essential.&gt; --------------------------Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed andshítty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bailpurposes, maybe more.&gt; -------- ------------------Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bástard, living in a damp cottagein the arsé end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blondelady with a lovely chest.&gt; ------------------------Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointedsuper model, who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twinsister.&gt; --------------------------Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, seeksreplacement mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to the nameMinnie.Thurles area.&gt; --------------------------Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtimefiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still existsin this cruel world of hatchet-faced bítches</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 706132, member: 1246"] Actual ads from the Lonely Hearts pages of ' Ireland 's Own' Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous séx addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning. > ------------------------------ Donegal man, 50, in desperate need of a ríde. Anything considered. > ------------------------------ Grossly overweight Louth turf-cutter, 42 years old, Gemini, seeks nimble séx-pot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming pássion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. > ------------------------------- Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM. > -------------------------- Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential. > -------------------------- Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shítty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more. > -------- ------------------ Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bástard, living in a damp cottage in the arsé end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady with a lovely chest. > ------------------------ Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery and has an open-minded twin sister. > -------------------------- Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, seeks replacement mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to the name Minnie. Thurles area. > -------------------------- Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bítches [/QUOTE]

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