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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 706759" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Rules of Chocolate..........</p><p></p><p>If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.</p><p></p><p>Chocolate-covered raisins cherries orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit so eat as many as you want.</p><p></p><p>Problem: How do you get two bars of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car? Solution: Eat them in the parking lot.</p><p></p><p>Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.</p><p></p><p>If calories are an issuestore your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to escape.</p><p></p><p>Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.</p><p></p><p>The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 706759, member: 1246"] Rules of Chocolate.......... If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate-covered raisins cherries orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit so eat as many as you want. Problem: How do you get two bars of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car? Solution: Eat them in the parking lot. Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. If calories are an issuestore your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to escape. Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet. The preservatives in chocolate make you look younger. [/QUOTE]
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