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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 710320" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Old Priest..........</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">In Washington an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.. He motioned for his</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Nurse to come near.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">"I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die",</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Whispered the priest.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">"I'll see what I can do, Father", replied the nurse.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The nurse sent the request to The House and Senate waited for a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Response.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Soon the word arrived; Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi would be delighted to</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Visit the priest.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">As they went to the hospital, Reid commented to Pelosi,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">"I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Help our images and might even get me re-elected."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Pelosi agreed that it was a good thing.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Reid's hand in</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">His right hand and Pelosi's hand in his left.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Finally Nancy Pelosi spoke.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">"Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Be with you as you near the end?"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">After Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">"Amen", said Reid.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">"Amen", said Pelosi.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px">Like to do the same."</span></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 710320, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]Old Priest..........[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6]In Washington an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had Faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.. He motioned for his Nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die", Whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father", replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to The House and Senate waited for a Response. Soon the word arrived; Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi would be delighted to Visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Reid commented to Pelosi, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly Help our images and might even get me re-elected." Pelosi agreed that it was a good thing. When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Reid's hand in His right hand and Pelosi's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally Nancy Pelosi spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to Be with you as you near the end?" The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life After Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ." "Amen", said Reid. "Amen", said Pelosi. The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would Like to do the same."[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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