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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 710811" data-attributes="member: 1246">Strange Puns - (Groaners!) Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn&#039;t much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, &quot;I&#039;ll serve you, but don&#039;t start anything.&quot; Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: &quot;A beer please, and one for the road.&quot; Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: &quot;Does this taste funny to you?&quot; Patient: &quot;I can&#039;t stop singing &#039;The Green, Green Grass of Home.&#039;&quot; Doctor: &quot;That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.&quot; Patient: &quot;Is it common?&quot; Doctor: &quot;Well, &quot;It&#039;s Not Unusual.&quot; Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, &quot;I was artificially inseminated this morning.&quot; &quot;I don&#039;t believe you,&quot; says Dolly. &quot;It&#039;s true, no bull!&quot; exclaims Daisy.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 710811, member: 1246"] Strange Puns - (Groaners!) Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" Patient: "I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." Patient: "Is it common?" Doctor: "Well, "It's Not Unusual." Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. [/QUOTE]

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