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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 711181" data-attributes="member: 1246">Driving Award&nbsp;John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, &quot;Is there a problem, Officer?&quot; &nbsp;&quot;No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you&#039;re going to do with the money?&quot; &nbsp;John thought for a minute and said, &quot;Well, I guess I&#039;ll go get that drivers&#039; license.&quot; &nbsp;Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, &quot;Oh, don&#039;t pay attention to him -- he&#039;s a smartbutt when he&#039;s drunk and stoned.&quot; &nbsp;Brian from the back seat said, &quot;I TOLD you guys we wouldn&#039;t get far in a stolen car!!!&quot; &nbsp;At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, &quot;Are we over the border yet?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 711181, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4]Driving Award[/SIZE][/FONT][/B] John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" John thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." Judi, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's a smartbutt when he's drunk and stoned." Brian from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!!!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" [/QUOTE]

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