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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 711638" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">The Italian Bank Robber...</span></strong> </span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of </strong><strong>Italy</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px"> and</span></span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Italian customer grabs the</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation!</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">One of the tellers is looking straight at him.. The robber walks over</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">and calmly shoots him in the head.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">"Dida anyone elsa see a my face?" calls the robber.</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">There follows a tense silence. Then an elderly Italian gent, looking</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">down, tentatively raises his hand and says:</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">"I tinka my wifa may have caughta glimpse"</span></strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 711638, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=5]The Italian Bank Robber...[/SIZE][/B] [SIZE=4][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of [/B][B]Italy[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=3][SIZE=4] and[/SIZE][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash.[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Italian customer grabs the[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation![/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him.[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]One of the tellers is looking straight at him.. The robber walks over[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]and calmly shoots him in the head.[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]"Dida anyone elsa see a my face?" calls the robber.[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]There follows a tense silence. Then an elderly Italian gent, looking[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]down, tentatively raises his hand and says:[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=3]"I tinka my wifa may have caughta glimpse"[/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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