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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 714211" data-attributes="member: 1246">Rejected State Mottos....&nbsp;ALABAMA: Literacy ain&#039;t everything Ya want fries with dat? &nbsp;ALASKA: Come, freeze your butt off &nbsp;ARIZONA: Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds &nbsp;ARKANSAS: At least we&#039;re not Mississippi &nbsp;CALIFORNIA: The Granola State &nbsp;Nobody&#039;s actually from here &nbsp;Fast reloading lanes available &nbsp;The really long state &nbsp;COLORADO: Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here &nbsp;Official home of the winter ski bunny &nbsp;CONNECTICUT: Way too close to New York &nbsp;DELAWARE: You&#039;ll need a map to find us &nbsp;So close to Washington you can smell it &nbsp;FLORIDA: The Gunshine State &nbsp;Elephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans &nbsp;go to die &nbsp;Senior citizen discounts available &nbsp;Come, enjoy the humidity &nbsp;The snow capital of the US &nbsp;GEORGIA: Home of the Rednecks &nbsp;Gateway to Florida &nbsp;Confederate money welcome &nbsp;HAWAII: Sure, we&#039;ve got Interstates... drive on over &nbsp;Book &#039;em Danno &nbsp;Tom Selik, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise! &nbsp;Come, get lai-ed &nbsp;IDAHO: Ain&#039;t nothing here &nbsp;We don&#039;t care if you spell potato with an &quot;e&quot; &nbsp;Land of a billion &quot;eyes&quot; &nbsp;ILLINOIS: Land of the voting dead &nbsp;Gateway to Iowa &nbsp;INDIANA: Home of David Letterman &nbsp;IOWA: Just east of Omaha &nbsp;It&#039;s easy to spell &nbsp;KANSAS: Hayfever capital of the Midwest &nbsp;Dole slept here &nbsp;There&#039;s no place like home &nbsp;Ya want flat, we got flat &nbsp;KENTUCKY: Tobacco is a vegetable &nbsp;We&#039;re all related &nbsp;Gateway to Nashville &nbsp;LOUISIANA: Swim the beautiful Bayou &nbsp;Cancer Alley&#039;s just a name, and names will &nbsp;never hurt you &nbsp;MAINE: For Sale &nbsp;You can spit on Canada from here &nbsp;MARYLAND: If it weren&#039;t for Washington, you couldn&#039;t find us &nbsp;MASSACHUSETTS: Home of the young girls from Nantucket, &nbsp;also the home of Ted Kennedy, hmmmm... &nbsp;MICHIGAN: Land of the free, home of the Buick &nbsp;MINNESOTA: Not Sweden, but we try to act like it &nbsp;Sure beats Canada &nbsp;MISSISSIPPI: We&#039;re lucky we can spell it &nbsp;Why would you want to come here? &nbsp;MISSOURI: Gateway to Kansas &nbsp;Here&#039;s mine, Show Me yours &nbsp;We&#039;re better than Illinois &nbsp;MONTANA: Land of the Big Sky, and very little else &nbsp;We&#039;ve got lots of 10&#039;x10&#039; shacks in the woods &nbsp;It&#039;s where you&#039;re wanted. &nbsp;At least our cows are sane. &nbsp;NEBRASKA: More corn than Kansas &nbsp;Go to Kansas, turn north &nbsp;NEVADA: More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too) &nbsp;2 words - Death Valley &nbsp;3:5 you&#039;ll leave broke &nbsp;We have our own nuclear testing site &nbsp;NEW HAMPSHIRE: Like Old Hampshire, only newer &nbsp;About as exciting as Vermont &nbsp;NEW JERSEY: You have the right to remain silent, &nbsp;You have the right to an attorney... &nbsp;Tell &#039;em Guido sent ya &nbsp;NEW MEXICO: Lizards make excellent pets &nbsp;We have reservations &nbsp;Alien Welcome Center - Roswell &nbsp;NEW YORK: At least we&#039;re not New Jersey! &nbsp;We&#039;re more than a big city; we&#039;re a state &nbsp;Like we CARE about a motto &nbsp;English spoken here; sometimes &nbsp;NORTH CAROLINA: Five million people; Fifteen last names &nbsp;We&#039;re bigger than South Carolina &nbsp;NORTH DAKOTA: The OTHER South Dakota &nbsp;OHIO: Don&#039;t judge us by Cleveland &nbsp;Proud polluters of Lake Erie &nbsp;We&#039;re easy to spell &nbsp;OKLAHOMA: We&#039;re OK, you&#039;re NOT! &nbsp;I don&#039;t think we&#039;re in Kansas anymore, Toto &nbsp;OREGON: As pretty as California but not as weird &nbsp;We&#039;re not named after a musical instrument &nbsp;You can see the sunset from here &nbsp;PENNSYLVANIA: Cook with coal &nbsp;Free lub job with oil change &nbsp;RHODE ISLAND: Size ain&#039;t everything &nbsp;Nobody famous came from Rhode Island &nbsp;SOUTH CAROLINA: Just south of North Carolina &nbsp;SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer than North Dakota &nbsp;TENNESSEE: The Educashun State &nbsp;Thank goodness we&#039;ve still got Elvis &nbsp;A great fixer-upper &nbsp;TEXAS: Si Hablo Ingles &nbsp;See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas! &nbsp;UTAH: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus &nbsp;At least our sheep can&#039;t talk &nbsp;VERMONT: Bet ya can&#039;t name 2 of our towns &nbsp;VIRGINIA: Please don&#039;t confuse us with West Virginia! &nbsp;WASHINGTON: We like our state, so STAY OUT! &nbsp;WEST VIRGINIA: Where &quot;family values&quot; has a different meaning &nbsp;WISCONSIN: Land of funny accents. &nbsp;Say &quot;Cheeeese&quot; &nbsp;WYOMING: Where men are lonely and sheep are scared</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 714211, member: 1246"] Rejected State Mottos.... ALABAMA: Literacy ain't everything Ya want fries with dat? ALASKA: Come, freeze your butt off ARIZONA: Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds ARKANSAS: At least we're not Mississippi CALIFORNIA: The Granola State Nobody's actually from here Fast reloading lanes available The really long state COLORADO: Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here Official home of the winter ski bunny CONNECTICUT: Way too close to New York DELAWARE: You'll need a map to find us So close to Washington you can smell it FLORIDA: The Gunshine State Elephant Graveyard; where the old Republicans go to die Senior citizen discounts available Come, enjoy the humidity The snow capital of the US GEORGIA: Home of the Rednecks Gateway to Florida Confederate money welcome HAWAII: Sure, we've got Interstates... drive on over Book 'em Danno Tom Selik, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise! Come, get lai-ed IDAHO: Ain't nothing here We don't care if you spell potato with an "e" Land of a billion "eyes" ILLINOIS: Land of the voting dead Gateway to Iowa INDIANA: Home of David Letterman IOWA: Just east of Omaha It's easy to spell KANSAS: Hayfever capital of the Midwest Dole slept here There's no place like home Ya want flat, we got flat KENTUCKY: Tobacco is a vegetable We're all related Gateway to Nashville LOUISIANA: Swim the beautiful Bayou Cancer Alley's just a name, and names will never hurt you MAINE: For Sale You can spit on Canada from here MARYLAND: If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us MASSACHUSETTS: Home of the young girls from Nantucket, also the home of Ted Kennedy, hmmmm... MICHIGAN: Land of the free, home of the Buick MINNESOTA: Not Sweden, but we try to act like it Sure beats Canada MISSISSIPPI: We're lucky we can spell it Why would you want to come here? MISSOURI: Gateway to Kansas Here's mine, Show Me yours We're better than Illinois MONTANA: Land of the Big Sky, and very little else We've got lots of 10'x10' shacks in the woods It's where you're wanted. At least our cows are sane. NEBRASKA: More corn than Kansas Go to Kansas, turn north NEVADA: More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too) 2 words - Death Valley 3:5 you'll leave broke We have our own nuclear testing site NEW HAMPSHIRE: Like Old Hampshire, only newer About as exciting as Vermont NEW JERSEY: You have the right to remain silent, You have the right to an attorney... Tell 'em Guido sent ya NEW MEXICO: Lizards make excellent pets We have reservations Alien Welcome Center - Roswell NEW YORK: At least we're not New Jersey! We're more than a big city; we're a state Like we CARE about a motto English spoken here; sometimes NORTH CAROLINA: Five million people; Fifteen last names We're bigger than South Carolina NORTH DAKOTA: The OTHER South Dakota OHIO: Don't judge us by Cleveland Proud polluters of Lake Erie We're easy to spell OKLAHOMA: We're OK, you're NOT! I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto OREGON: As pretty as California but not as weird We're not named after a musical instrument You can see the sunset from here PENNSYLVANIA: Cook with coal Free lub job with oil change RHODE ISLAND: Size ain't everything Nobody famous came from Rhode Island SOUTH CAROLINA: Just south of North Carolina SOUTH DAKOTA: Closer than North Dakota TENNESSEE: The Educashun State Thank goodness we've still got Elvis A great fixer-upper TEXAS: Si Hablo Ingles See, EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas! UTAH: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus At least our sheep can't talk VERMONT: Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns VIRGINIA: Please don't confuse us with West Virginia! WASHINGTON: We like our state, so STAY OUT! WEST VIRGINIA: Where "family values" has a different meaning WISCONSIN: Land of funny accents. Say "Cheeeese" WYOMING: Where men are lonely and sheep are scared [/QUOTE]

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