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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 714300" data-attributes="member: 1246">THE JEWISH FARMER:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A Jewish farmer, walking through his hay field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The farmer shouts, &quot;Trink nicht die wasser. Die keyen haben gesheissen dorten.&quot; (Which means: &quot;Don&#039;t drink the water, the cows **** in it&quot;.) The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, &quot;I&#039;m a Muslim, I don&#039;t understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can&#039;t speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English.&quot;The Jewish farmer replies, &quot;Use two hands, you&#039;ll get more.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 714300, member: 1246"] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#333333]THE JEWISH FARMER:[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=#333333][/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial]A Jewish farmer, walking through his hay field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond. The farmer shouts, "Trink nicht die wasser. Die keyen haben gesheissen dorten." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows **** in it".) The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English." The Jewish farmer replies, "Use two hands, you'll get more."[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial Black] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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