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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 715499" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Ten Thoughts to Ponder In 2010</span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Number 10 </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Life is sexually transmitted.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Number 9 </span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.</span></strong><p style="text-align: center"> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Number 8 </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">If you see him without an erection, </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">make him a sandwich </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Number 7 </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">teach a person to use the Internet and </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">they won't bother you for weeks.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Number 6 </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Some people are like a Slinky </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times'">... </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Not really good for anything, but you </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">still can't help but smile when </span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">you shove them down the stairs.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Number 5 </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Number 4 </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">All of us could take a lesson from the weather. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">It pays no attention to Criticism.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Number 3 </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Number 2 </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.</span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.</span></strong><p style="text-align: center"> </p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">And The Number 1 Thought For 2010</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; </span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"</span></strong></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 715499, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black]Ten Thoughts to Ponder In 2010[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black]Number 10 [/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black]Life is sexually transmitted.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Number 9 [/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [B][COLOR=black]Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.[/COLOR][/B][CENTER] [/CENTER] [B][COLOR=black]Number 8 [/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black]Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]If you see him without an erection, [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]make him a sandwich [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black].[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Number 7 [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]teach a person to use the Internet and [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]they won't bother you for weeks.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Number 6 [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Some people are like a Slinky [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Times]... [/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Not really good for anything, but you [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]still can't help but smile when [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]you shove them down the stairs.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Number 5 [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Number 4 [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]All of us could take a lesson from the weather. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]It pays no attention to Criticism.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Number 3 [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Number 2 [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [B][COLOR=black]Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.[/COLOR][/B][CENTER] [/CENTER] [B][COLOR=black]And The Number 1 Thought For 2010[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; [/COLOR][/B] [CENTER][B][COLOR=black]What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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