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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 729749" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="color: #010101"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>He Said To Me!</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: maroon">I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: green"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: green"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: green">He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: green"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: green"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: green">I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>fart</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: olive"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: olive"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: olive">He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: olive"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: olive"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: olive">I said to him . .....</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Turn sideways and look in the mirror!</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: purple">I said to him .. . They don't have time</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: teal"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: teal"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: teal">He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: teal"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: teal"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: teal">I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: navy">I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: red">He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: red"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: red">I said. . . A widow.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #010101"></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">He said to me.... Why are<u> married</u> women heavier than<u> single</u> women?</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: blue">I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.</span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong><span style="color: #010101"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010101"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010101"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010101"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010101"></span></p><p><span style="color: #010101"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 729749, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=7][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]He Said To Me![/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#010101] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=maroon]I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#010101] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=green] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=green]He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=green] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=green]I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]fart[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#010101] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=olive] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=olive]He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=olive] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=olive]I said to him . .....[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=olive][COLOR=olive][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Turn sideways and look in the mirror![/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#010101] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=purple] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=purple]He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=purple] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=purple]I said to him .. . They don't have time[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#010101] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=teal] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=teal]He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=teal] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=teal]I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#010101] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#010101] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=red] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=red]He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=red] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=red]I said. . . A widow.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#010101] [/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue]He said to me.... Why are[U] married[/U] women heavier than[U] single[/U] women?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue] [B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue]I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][COLOR=#010101] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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