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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 731289" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000">'Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>There are those who wake up in the morning and say, 'Good morning, Lord,' and there are those who wake up in the morning and say,'Good Lord, it's morning.' </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #008000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8000"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8000">A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because</span> <span style="color: #ff8000">he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: 'I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.' </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #ff8000"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff8000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note 'I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.' </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff8000"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong></strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000">========</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000">There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced</span> <span style="color: #008000">to his congregation: 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets.'</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: #008000"></span></strong><span style="color: #ff8000"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff8000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff8000"><strong>While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... 'Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.. Caution: Do not step in exhaust.' </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #ff8000"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 731289, member: 1246"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][B][COLOR=#008000] 'Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [COLOR=#008000][SIZE=5][B]There are those who wake up in the morning and say, 'Good morning, Lord,' and there are those who wake up in the morning and say,'Good Lord, it's morning.' [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#008000][SIZE=5][B]~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE=5][B][COLOR=#ff8000] A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because[/COLOR] [COLOR=#ff8000]he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: 'I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.' [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [COLOR=#ff8000][SIZE=5][B]When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note 'I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.' [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][SIZE=5][B][COLOR=#008000]======== There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced[/COLOR] [COLOR=#008000]to his congregation: 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets.' [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#ff8000] [B] While driving in Pennsylvania , a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... 'Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass.. Caution: Do not step in exhaust.' [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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