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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 749737" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Bumper Sticker Sayings........ </p><p></p><p></p><p> Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. </p><p></p><p> Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. </p><p></p><p> Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. </p><p></p><p> I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. </p><p></p><p> I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. </p><p></p><p> Don't worry. I forgot your name, too! </p><p></p><p> Adults are just kids who owe money. </p><p></p><p> You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. </p><p></p><p> Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? </p><p></p><p> Too many freaks, not enough circuses. </p><p></p><p> If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat. </p><p></p><p> Earth is full. Go home. </p><p></p><p> I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. </p><p></p><p> I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. </p><p></p><p> I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go? </p><p></p><p> Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. </p><p> </p><p> I've seen better looking butts in an ash tray. </p><p></p><p> You know you're a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 749737, member: 1246"] Bumper Sticker Sayings........ Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too! Adults are just kids who owe money. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? Too many freaks, not enough circuses. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat. Earth is full. Go home. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go? Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. I've seen better looking butts in an ash tray. You know you're a computer nerd when you know more IP addresses than phone numbers! [/QUOTE]
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