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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 751368" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A fresh-faced lad, on the eve of his wedding night, goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The mother looked at her son and replied, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The son thanked his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">The father looked at his son in surprise and said, "Son, all household appliances come in white." </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 751368, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman]A fresh-faced lad, on the eve of his wedding night, goes to his mother with the following question. "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looked at her son and replied, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanked his mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?" The father looked at his son in surprise and said, "Son, all household appliances come in white." [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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