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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 751962" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a </strong><strong>Chihuahua</strong><strong>. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">Said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>The lady with the </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Chihuahua</strong><strong> said, "We can't go in there. </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">We've got dogs with us." </span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">On a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">This is my seeing-eye dog." </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The bouncer said, "OK, come on in." </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><strong>The bouncer said, "A </strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Chihuahua</strong><strong>?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The woman with the </span></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>Chihuahua</strong><strong> said, </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong>"A </strong><strong>Chihuahua</strong><strong>? They gave me a ef-ing </strong><strong>Chihuahua</strong><strong>?!"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 751962, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a [/B][B]Chihuahua[/B][B]. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=black][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]Said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][B][B]The lady with the [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Chihuahua[/B][B] said, "We can't go in there. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=black][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]We've got dogs with us." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][B][B]The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]On a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]This is my seeing-eye dog." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [B][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]The bouncer said, "OK, come on in." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][B][B]The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][B][B]Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [B][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/B] [SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black][B][B]The bouncer said, "A [/B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Chihuahua[/B][B]?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR=black][B][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]The woman with the [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]Chihuahua[/B][B] said, [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B]"A [/B][B]Chihuahua[/B][B]? They gave me a ef-ing [/B][B]Chihuahua[/B][B]?!"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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